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Puddleduck

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MacDoherty

Published: Feb 19, 2009

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Puddleduck

My girlfriend is going
to break up with me
soon. Before, she used
to jump in puddles so
I'd think she was cute.
Now she does it so
that she gets me wet.

lover's tug-of-war

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Wolfenlied

Feb 26, 2009

It cute. ^_^

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