In truth, I wouldn't let myself come near this place until I had something new to submit, which would explain why I have a hideous backlog of unanswered comments to work through (I feel awful for not replying sooner, they were well-read and greatly appreciated, I'm constantly flattered and humbled that anyone takes the time to read the stuff I write and for that I thank you all), which I plan to do sooner rather than later.
I wish I could explain the things I've been doing since I last wrote. I haven't really. There's been little worth commenting on, to the extent that I'm considering lying. I'm a good liar, you see, but generally I don't like. Honestly, I've been dull and working. I've been wrapping myself in far-flung kisses and holding hands across the oceans. You know. The usual.
I have been haphazardly writing, by which I mean both the frequency of the writing and the standard of the work.
I have also been watching good good films - The Darjeeling Ltd, Une Femme Est Une Femme, My Favourite Year, Lars and the Real Girl. I liked There Will Be Blood maybe for the wrong reasons, but very much. I listened to songs and sang along loudly and out of tune.
I have also learnt that the popular internet catchphrase DIAF ("to find death within the flames") does not translate well to real life and instead makes you seem like a sociopath.
On Monday I go to New York for a week. Will I adore it? I hope so.
Thank you for being good people. I like you very much.
Devious Comments
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"DANIEL PLAINVIEW YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE"
and
"I'm your brother from another mother"
and
"You're a bastard from a basket"
and my personal favourite,
"If I have teeth I will BITE you and if I have no teeth I will GUM YOU"
and also the entire scene in the bowling alley. I really loved that film.
'Give me the blood and I'll be on my way'
and the first meeting between the young brother and Plainview
'Mr. Plainview?'
'.....YES'
It's funnier on screen I admit.
The whole milkshake/straw analogy (which I have read came from a Congressional hearing from ye olden days America)… I could go on all day, it's a great film
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